Total Medals Earned: 265 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,580 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/250 points)
Completed level 1
Purchase a Health upgrade
Purchase a Strength upgrade
Purchase a Speed upgrade
Completed level 5
Fully upgrade the Strength stat
Complete level 10
Fully upgrade the Health stat
Fully upgrade the Speed stat
Medals Earned: 23/30 (260/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/440 points)
y u no ply betr
jus getin strated
not bed
getin ther
U gots much point
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
10 eggs collected!
25 eggs collected!
50 eggs collected!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/360 points)
Your very first gold!
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 7/27 (70/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach level 10
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Medals Earned: 9/17 (50/435 points)
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Changed a color.
Checked the More Games.
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Checked the Credit.
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Just don't bring your costume at all...
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!